Thursday, October 06, 2005

Blogspot spot

I intend to find sin, untruth and blasphemy and expose it wherever it lies. Lies.

Since I must look to mine own eye first I am starting with this very web provider.

I am horrified to find such things as this:

So called blog.

I encourage all my readers to treat them with love as I do, and show them where their error lies. Lies.

God has chosen a hard line of work for me, so I may not publish as often as I like, but more will follow.

"And truly Jesus did many other signs in the presence of His disciples, which are not written in this book."

John 20:30


Blogger Zachary Moore said...

If the truth of Jesus Christ is as self-evident as you believe, why spend time pointing out the supposed error of an atheist blog? Shouldn't that error be self-evident as well? Doesn't your effort belie your subconscious realization that your belief system is not as impenetrable as you might like to think?

1:50 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

The truth of Jesus Christ is not self evident. It is revealed through His words in the Holy Bible.

4:47 pm  
Blogger Hellbound Alleee said...

I must say, I am saddened and stunned.

I thought my "so-called blog" was much more blasphemous than the Goose. For instance, mone shows a marked appreciation for sodomy. Also cake.

12:38 am  
Blogger Hellbound Alleee said...

No...wait....I was wrong, all along. This guy Sam has it. It's Love. I see now. It was always Agape. Agape always.

Have you considered joining the the Landover Baptist Church? I'm sure they would welcome you with open arms, if you can afford the tickets.

4:16 pm  
Blogger breakerslion said...

I just don't get it. It's almost like you zealots have one of those old-time curses where, every time you open your mouth, a little frog pops out. I can't tell you how many times I've seen this before. "So-called blog." Yeah, it's "so called" because it IS. Why, if you have a problem with its content, must you attempt to besmirch its existence? And, might I add, you moronic, self-righteous, mealy-mouthed delusional git!

7:12 pm  
Blogger breakerslion said...

"Since I must look to mine own eye first I am starting with this very web provider."

Try again.

If you can write a sentence like that and not see the problem with it, you are either simple-minded, confused in thought, or dangerously insane. These categories are not mutually exclusive.

If you are simple-minded, I would be happy to share a nice walk in a pretty garden with you some day, but intellectual discussions would be a waste of my time.

If you are confused in thought, I suggest that you seek sources of information outside the church. Confusing one's brain is what they do best.

If you are dangerously insane, please don't take it upon yourself to damage anyone for not agreeing with you.

If you are happy being who and what you are, then by all means enjoy life! Please stop worrying about those of us who don't "get it". From some points of view, what you have is a disease, and there is a cure for having Jesus up the wazoo.

1:34 am  

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