Thursday, December 28, 2006

Let Him in this year.

Let the LORD enter your lives this year coming. You won't regret it!

And don't forget to visit His favorite website too:

http://shelleytherepublican.com

Monday, September 25, 2006

Call to prayer

Please pray for my car! Today I need help from my fellow Christians!

Ultra-leftist sabs (when I find out who you are liberals you will have a short and painful meeting with the end of a bullet!) have destroyed my car!

Working in night time and in silence they have contrived to alter the perfect American engineering of my engine, cracking open the gear box and causing the gear oil to spill in great rivers upon the ground.

Normally I would be confident that fine American engineering can fix it, but I fear perhaps these terrorists have gone too far! The mechanic did look gravely upon it, sore vexed and shake his head. I fear it will cost too much for it to be worth fixing and must be dumped in the sea.

ONLY YOUR PRAYERS CAN STOP IT HAPPENING!!!!!

Please mention my motor in your prayers this evening.

"Dear God,

Your servant Sam Johnston needs his gears fixed. Please see to it that in the morning when he returns to see your fine American engineer it starts straight away, the transmission is as smooth as an ice sundae and the bill is kept low so he can keep on investing his money into the world's greatest economy, thus helping our troops do Your work in Iraq.

Thank you LORD.



HALLOWED, HALLOWED BE THY NAME.

Amen.
P.S. Please kill Michael Moore too."

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Rosie O Donnell

We MUST take action in a loving Christian way and create an example of this evil woman.

Click here for analysis and details of the STR.com action plan.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I'm truly sorry.

I hope you can forgive me. I hope the Lord Jesus can forgive me. I have not posted for too long. This is mainly because I had to travel out of state to kick the ass of a relative of mine who was turning into a Liberal. Luckily I was able to bring her back to God. Even though I had to do it by her ear!

Here are my latest thoughts about the dangers of Atheism on Jesus' favorite website, ShelleytheRepublican.com: The truth about Atheism Exposed. Part II.

Friday, August 11, 2006

I have fought the Evil One

For yay! Into the desert and wastland did I go and sorely did the dark lord try to tempt me, but stoutly did I fight unto him! His minions did he send, but them I did repel. "Out! Out! Out!" criethed I, beating upon them with a stick and casting upon them my faithful dog. No food did I take for 10 days in homage to the great Christian St Antony and hard was my suffering, but return do I more convinced than ever of that power which is our Lord God and the Truth of everything He telleth in His book which is the Bible. And hateth he lust and women and the sin of sodomising men. The male member is an affront unto Him and I think of it not any longer!

God! God! God is love!


Thank you for sending unto us your son Jesus.

I shall smite for you! Your enemies will quaketh before my powerful weapons! behold Democ-rats for Lo! Your time is numbered and when those days are up and Our Lord God who is Jesus, His one and only son returns, sore will you be wroth for what you have reapeth!

Thank you Lord.

I bow before you!

And all men who do not will be as like wheat beneath the combine harvester!

Amen.




P.S. For you liberal sinners who doubteth me, can ye deny the photographic evidence I do present? Look at this Devil Imp servant of the dark lord. And how it smoketh upon drugs even as it eyes me and tries to lead me from the path of righteousness.




Get Thee Behind Me Satan!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

More positive conservatism

More proof that we Republicans like to praise rather than blame. Click the above link (the one in the topic title!) to read about the wonderful work of Man of God, Bill O Reilly on God's favourite website, ShelleyTheRepublican.com

Friday, July 21, 2006

The Song Of Solomon Exposed

Click on the title link to read the truth about this most disgusting piece of liberal filth masquerading as a book in our most Holy Bible.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Our Father



Hallowed Be Thy Name!

Thy Kingdom Come!


Amen!

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Old people: The Christian Solution To Their Problems

The Republican party is the party fo ideas and solutions. When we see a problem, we don't just moan about it like Liberals. We think of how to overcome it.

Read the latest thoughts of the STR team on one of the biggest problems engulfing our great nation by clicking on the link.

I fear

My niece is turning Liberal.

I shall return to this matter when I have thought of a solution.

But Kathy, if you're reading this, know that hell is hot and Jesus will take you out of it.

Monday, July 03, 2006

God doesn't take prisoners (unless he wants to ravish them)

Read it and weep, Liberal saps.

"I will punish the world for its evil,
And the wicked for their iniquity;
I will halt the arrogance of the proud
And will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible...

And everyone who is captured will fall by the sword.
Their children also will be dashed to pieces before their eyes;
Their houses will be plundered
And their wives ravished."

Isiah 13:11

Friday, June 30, 2006

Vice is not nice

Click the link to read about foul unholy porn people, xxxchurch.com

Friday, June 16, 2006

Guns save lives!

Thank you Shelley for giving me to spread the Word of our Lord and Savior some more... click here to read about the good that guns do.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Speaketh the LORD of the holy mission of Christian bloggers?

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying unto him:

"Speak thee unto Aaron, and say unto him, 'When thou arrangeth the lamps, the seven lamps shall give light in front of the lampstand.'"

Numbers 8,1-2

Praise Be!

Sunday, June 11, 2006

SPEAKETH THE LORD OF THE DEMOC-RATS?

They may build; but I will throw down;
They shall be called the Territory of Wickedness,
And the people against whom the LORD will have indignation forever.

Malachi

1:4

Friday, June 09, 2006

An Inconvenient Truth

What like the fact that you LOST the election, Al Gore?...

My cousin tells me he's intending to see this Al Gore film. I'm horrified. I worry about him more and more.

Luckily, non of the cinemas near me seem to have it on. I will have to investigate it some more to see how bad it is.

And no, I'm not going to see the Da Vinci Code either. More liberal Hollywood rubbish.

World Cup

My thoughts on the so-called World Cup have just appeared on the most righteous Shelley Goodman's website. Thank you Shelley and God Bless for letting me share my thoughts.

If you want to read, please visit here.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Logic

A reply I have been moved to make to the irreligious posts with which this blog hath been plagued.

"Don't bring logic into this! Logic is the atheist's (ie the soon-to-be-burned's) first weapon of choice and an evil weapon it is too. No match for the smiting they will receive when Christ cometh again though.

God bless you and forgive your sins."

All of you.

Amen.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Burn them

I know this is controversial, but I say let sinners burn in the red hot fires in hell. Why save them? They are all sinners. Therefore hated to God and casted out of his sight. In the Bible it is writ:

"Then he inaugurated Joshua the son of the Nun and said 'Be strong and of good courage for you shall bring the children of Israel into the land of which I swore unto them, and I will be with you.'
So it was."

Think on this.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Praise be!

This site knows how to deal with the Godless.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Warm day isn't it?

"Therefore when you see the abomination of the desolation spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing in the holy place (whoever reads let him understand) then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains."

Matthew 24:15

Amen.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Further to my last post...

A friend and fellow believer in Scotland (a part of England in the far north of that country) tells me that he came across this Jordison on the BBC there yesterday, extolling the virtues of the Chruch of Satan and something called Death Metal... small surprise that the BBC is gettting in on this blasphemy act. I hear that they once put on a play with Our Lord Jesus in it saying that he was "a bit gay." Disgusting! As usual, right thinking people are left despairing...

I haven't heard the programme - and don't intend to, but any information about it would be much appreciated.

Monday, November 21, 2005

End this blasphemy

A few weeks ago I ordered Sam Jordison: 'The Joy Of Sects' online expecting it to denounce false and dangerous faiths. Then through trawling weblogs (I shan't advertise the URL here) I was horrified to learn that it is full of Christian Groups such as The Jesus Army and Christian Voice. This emotion rapidly turned to righteous rage when I actually received my copy and read it. How any self-respecting publishing house could stoop so low as to print this foul book, so insulting to Our Lord, I do not know. I do know that I am determined to stop it - and it's author - before it gets any further. Luckily I heard of it as soon as it was released. There is still time to cast it into oblivion before its stain spreads.

This pro-gay, anti-God, blashphemous book contains foul language and pornographic images that I won't be replicating here. It maligns the name of Our Lord, using it in numerous tasteless jokes, suggesting he is not the Son Of God and even questioning his existence. It gives a false history of The Bible, describing the Christian theological system as "a confusing mess" and cunningly trying to create the impression that the gospels were written by others than the holy saints Mathew, Mark, Luke and John. It extracts passages from the Bible, out of context and describes them as "nasty".
The list of its iniquities goes on and on, but I don't want to give them the oxygen of further publicity --- the only further oxygen my copy shall be getting will be in the flames of justice.

I urge all good Christians reading this to join my task.

What you can do:

Make the author regret his tasteless, hurtful and foul calumnies about Lord Jesus.

Write to, or phone, as many newspapers as you can.
A directory of UK newspaper addresses can be found here.

Burn the book! Give the author a taste of the hellfire that awaits. And by emptying out the bookshops, you will be preventing innocents getting hold of its lies.

Take affirmative action in all ways you can. I invite suggestions here.

Here is an image of the author I found on the Guardian Wesbite, where, horrifyingly, he urges people to read 'The Satanic Bible' while describing the true Holy Bible as "crazy."

Friday, October 28, 2005

Naturally...

"Sex bias test case rules that clergy's boss is God."

Read the story here.

And nota bene:
Everybody's 'boss' is God. The sooner people wake up to this the better!

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Blogspot spot

I intend to find sin, untruth and blasphemy and expose it wherever it lies. Lies.

Since I must look to mine own eye first I am starting with this very web provider.

I am horrified to find such things as this:

So called blog.

I encourage all my readers to treat them with love as I do, and show them where their error lies. Lies.

God has chosen a hard line of work for me, so I may not publish as often as I like, but more will follow.

"And truly Jesus did many other signs in the presence of His disciples, which are not written in this book."

John 20:30

Praise be!



"If God puts no trust in His saints,
And the heavens are not pure in His sight,
How much less man, who is
abominable and filthy,
Who drinks iniquity like water!"

JOB 15:15

"But I say to you who hear: Love your enemies..."

Luke 5:37

My intention here is to show up the enemies of LORD JESUS and by showing them up, bring them back to Love.

I wish to add my voice to the growing choir who will not tolerate blasphemy in this sick land.

I am a supporter of the Holy Quest of Christian Voice

"Therefore we also, since we are surrounded by so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight and the sin which so easily ensnares us, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us."

Hebrews 12