Friday, June 09, 2006

World Cup

My thoughts on the so-called World Cup have just appeared on the most righteous Shelley Goodman's website. Thank you Shelley and God Bless for letting me share my thoughts.

If you want to read, please visit here.


Blogger Tommy Docherty said...

Finally, you have deigned to understand a World Tournament which contains more than American teams.

The World Series - only American teams, duh. Why do you lot use the word "World".

2:54 pm  
Blogger 925blog said...

Saw your comments on that other blog and I am amazed at the ignorance written there. Please stop calling yourelf a conservative you are given the real conservatives a horrible image.

3:25 pm  
Blogger Schadeboy said...

The attitudes expressed on these web sites are not Christian by any means. They are contrary to the teachings of Christ. Sort of like saying "I am exclusively a Pepsi drinker!" when there's a bottle of Coke in your hands.

5:36 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We've been having a debate in the office about whether this article is a wind up or not...can you let us know please?

I'm convinced it's a joke article, but just want to know for definite.


7:04 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rarely have I read such mindless, monumentously stupid and paranoid drivel. The World Cup is exactly that you berk, it's a cup that all the World's countries play for, unlike the ridiculous 'world series' you play for in one of America's insular sports that hardly anybody else plays. I've just seen the result. The tiny Czech Republic whooped your country's ass 3-0. Perhaps Mr Bush's good luck speech "Give them hell" didn't work. They couldn't give them hell. Perhaps your silly brand of politics and xenophobic ideas are the reason the US never wins at football. (It's called football because it's played with feet, by the way). I sincerely hope your niece turns into a liberal, maybe she'll earn herself some respect and some friends in the World, unlike yourself who perhaps still wonders if the rumours about a World outside your borders are true. And did you know, other people worship different Gods!?!? I'd better stop there, this might be freaking you out a little.

7:26 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a Brazilian and a Christian. What have you got against us? May I correct you - Our leader is a SOCIALIST, not COMMUNIST. And our leader doesn't cause terror and death and destruction all over the planet. Is that God's will? Is that what you support? May I suggest you're not a Christian - Rather the product of a childhood brainwashing and the product of living in a society where violence is good, providing it's the American brand.

7:37 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

Leave my niece out of this! She's too pretty for you liberals anyway! And she isn't a pervert, so probably won't interest you that much... And I'm going to do everything I can to stop her turning into liberal pedophiles like you all!

8:07 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

And why do you people think it's a windup? Liberals never cease to amaze me. I guess it's no crazier than voting for Gore though!!!!

8:10 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you didn't answer my question - What have you got against Brasilians? Do you know where Brasil is? Can you point to it on a World map? Do you have a passport? Have you ever been outside your national borders? Can you point to the US on a World map?

3:13 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

1. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend Brasil. They must be sad every day there that they aren't part of the USA. They must wish that they were like the lucky people in Iraq, for instance, who are fortunate to live under the protection of our flag now.
2. I do know where Brasil is. I can point to it on a world map.
3.Why would I want a passport?
4.I would think about going outside my national borders for research purposes.
5. I can point to the USA on a world map. it's the place that rules!

3:34 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would we Brasilians want to live under US rule/under the shitty stars and stripes? We have a beautiful country where we relish life rather than see it as a dialy struggle, our healthcare and education is FREE and excellent, unlike you poor sick Amercians who pay a fortune to learn about your toss country, where Americans have to pay a ransom for healthcare provision to ease diabetes and cardiac arrest because your nations advertising 'gurus' continually sell you crap food loaded with steroids and fat, salt and other carcinogens.

Our girls are much prettier than yours too, including your poor Liberal-bound niece.

3:43 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

When did you meet my niece? I hope you haven't. I've warned her about liberals like you.

And I intend to write something about the way the world is so jealous of America's bounty that they always try to portray us as fat too. Get over it! Is George Bush fat? Is Donald Rumsflield? Or Ann Coulter? No! And nor am I. I've just got big bones.

4:16 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've met your niece many a time - SHE'S SO HOT. I think she gets her Liberal ideas from the post-coital time we spend together under the stars, dreaming of a fair and non-Republican nation, where everything is free including sex and drugs. I won't even get into what she says about Uncle Samuel.

4:42 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

What?! I hope this isn't true!

4:48 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a truthful as this blog, Sam. You should ask her. She loves it.

6:18 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

Oh, I see "anonymous" you're joking me. Well, that's ok. We Christians like to laugh too. Haha. How very unfunny. Why are all you liberals' jokes so sick?

Good job you're joking too, or I'd have had you arrested for pedophilia, or maybe just shot your Brazilian ass with my 12-bore. Think on boy!

11:10 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a europpean who had once the misfortune to end up in Kansas, the Middle of the Bible belt 16 years ago as an exchange student. Those were the days I still loved America. After I've found out how sentrist yo all were, and how you were all in some sort of a religious frenzy and hatred, and bifotry towards everything that was slightly different from your own conformity, I'm sad to say that your rotten country are on its full way into becomming a Sharia State. Listening to your "rhetorics" is like having a Mullah of the worst sort preeching his hatred. that's what you're all about: Hatred and Bigotry with huge inferiority complexes about your "superiority". Amrecian "football" are for pussies. Not like rugby, where they don't have pads. Besides, Football, REAL Football is being played with the feet. I can go as far as to call your "Am. football" for American Handball, or American Rugby or something. I know one thing for sure: It's sure as hell ain't football...
Again, you are showing that religion does not promote either peace, or freedom (can someone from the far-right explain to me how you define 'freedom'?

(Descendent of a long line of far riders...)

2:30 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I'll have you arrested for terrible grammar, punctuation, and crap spelling. What do they teach you in American classrooms apart from stealing oil and religion?

2:38 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

What's wrong with my spelling? Please point it out. I find that kind of comment quite ironic (see, we Americans do understand irony!) too, coming from a Brazilian man like you, who doesn't even speak American as a first language.

Besides, you can't be arrested in America for spelling badly. It's a free country! We just arrest terrorists and enemies of freedom. And drug dealers too, but that's different.

As for you Strider, words fail me. Let me just say that good Christians will never be like mullahs, because Christians speak the true word of Our Holy Lord God The Father. Amen.

2:45 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Small point, but SHOOT is spelt S.H.O.O.T, not S.H.O.T.

And the language you speak is American? Forgive me, I thought Americans spoke English.

4:21 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

I forgive you. We Christians are very good at forgiving. But your part of the bargain is that you have to stop being a sinful liberal. Is that possible?

4:29 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sinful? Has your niece told you what we do together?

5:15 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading ur World Cup comments,all I could do is laugh,almost everyone i've met in my life knows about the tournament,and most of the people i know in the military

2:44 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

Dear Anonymous,

thank you for your comment, I'm not sure what it was that made you laugh, and I hope you've managed to stop now, but it's good to hear from a military man. Perhaps you'd like to post some comments and explain your position on too. Good patriots are always welcome.

3:34 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so are you "shuddering" now that the "mighty" USA has ben knocked out of a World sporting event? Bruce Arena (US soccer Coach) blamed it on people's ignorance and lack of support. Well done, Samuel Luke Johnston. It's people like you that fuck this country up.

7:53 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

Ridiculous! If you understood a word I said you would understandd that I support the USA through thick and thin... unlike you! This country is not [foul-worded] up. It is the greatest the world has ever seen. God Blesses us, and you should too!

8:31 am  
Anonymous Tom Smith said...

Thats absolutely hillarious... either hillarious, or extremely disturbing that someone could be as ridiculously xeonophobic as you are.

"Point one: It isn’t football, it’s soccer."
I can assure you It's football... hence the kicking the ball with the feet and all...

"Point two: How can it be important, or even called the World Cup if no one’s ever heard of it?"
What kind of enclosed life do you live? If you've ever taken notice of what happens in the world outside the confines of your backgarden, you might find that infact *everyone* in Europe at least knows that its happening and are routing for their respective countries.

"Like most people, I didn’t even know it existed.."
Who are these "most people"?

"Basically, from what I could work out, this soccer is just American football for fags."
Why's it for fags? Because it requires some skill rather than simply brute strength? Oh, and ever think that your "american footballers" are the faggots, having to wear body armour to protect themselves? If they were real men they wouldnt need to be scared of a little injury.. fags.

"It lasted for 90 minutes and only one point was scored in the whole darned thing. How is that exciting?"
He didnt score a point, he scored a goal... but thats not the point, just because the sport may not appeal to you, doesnt mean its not exciting for anyone else. I just watched England-Portugal which stayed 0-0 for the entire 90mins, then was still 0-0 after 30mins of extra time, meaning that it had to finish with penalties, and I can tell you I was on the edge of my seat all the way through.

As for your "theres not one well-known sports player among them".. maybe they arent well known to you, because you've never payed any attention to the game.. ever think of that? Different sports people are known in different circles.

And to cap your article off, you talk a load of racist shit too... well done... I'm sure you've managed to convince everyone that football is a terrible game or whatever you wanted to do...

Infact, I pose this question to you: was there a purpose you your article? was there anything you hoped to achieve by posting it? Just wondering.

12:43 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so you support the US through thick and thin? And you supported them in the World Cup? I thought you didn't care? Or have I got it wrong again?

5:08 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

naturally you've got it wrong, anonymous. I don't know why you need to even ask?!

5:55 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This MUST be a fake.

Nobody can be that stupid..

2:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Football World Cup is the 3rd biggest sports event of the world, after the Olympic Games and the Paralymipcs. So the fact that you didn't know this World Cup shows that you are not the most intelligent christian in the US.
But luckily I heard that more and more Americans are interested in football, that the MLS gets more and more people.

11:38 am  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

Obviously I'm not the most intelligent Christian in the US. If I was, I'd be President!

9:27 am  

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