Thursday, July 13, 2006

I fear

My niece is turning Liberal.

I shall return to this matter when I have thought of a solution.

But Kathy, if you're reading this, know that hell is hot and Jesus will take you out of it.


Anonymous Satan said...

Don't listen to him, Kathy. You want to sing, pray, talk to God ... for eternity? Of course you don't! How boring is that?

Down here the hot tub stays hot and the fornication and liberal agenda is in full swing. All your favorite stars from Hollyweird are coming here. It's the place to be!

You might hear unsubstantiated rumors of the occasional rending of flesh, demons poking you with pitchforks and the like, but it's blown completely out of proportion.

Embrace the liberal pro-gay agenda and listen to black metal bands like U2 and Negativland. You'll be glad you did.

And after you die and your immortal soul is cast into the pits of Hell, er, Club Hades as we call it, you'll have the time of your life!

Your master,

12:23 pm  
Anonymous Richard 23 said...

Begone Satan! I'll show Kathy the way, as long as Sam doesn't mind....

3:04 am  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

Thank you Richard,

Perhaps we should start forming a coalition of the willing to bring the girl back from the evil ways that have afflicted her of late?

Do let me know any good suggestions you may have.

9:05 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy, that didn't take you too long to change your view.

Written by you on May 2: "I say let sinners burn in the red hot fires in hell. Why save them? They are all sinners. Therefore hated to God and casted out of his sight."

If she is turning into a sinner, by your own words, let her burn.

3:04 am  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

Thank you anonymous,

The distinction is of course, that she is in danger of turning into a sinner. She hasa friend who ahs been telling her to "recycle" and driver her car less and crazy things like that, she worries about so-called "civilican casualtites" in Lebanon (ie dead terrorists!) and things like that. I have been working on an inteventionist porgram with myself and my pastor and we are keeping her with Jesus for now. So there.

7:56 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, by your definition, she is there already. Write her off and get on with your life. Or maybe you could try to convert yourself to Christianity. Either one will work.

3:15 pm  
Blogger Samuel Luke Johnston said...

Anonymous - are you trying to get me to leave my niece open to the path of temptation. Do you have designs on her? Who are you representing? Satan? As for your disgusting and ridiculous comment about my Christianity I see know need to comment on it since I know I am safe in the love of Jesus and only ever do what the Bible says.

5:31 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, based on your posts, you have never done what the Bible says... you have only done what you think it says (or maybe "you have only done what you want the Bible to say" would be more appropriate). There is a HUGE difference.

Calling yourself a Christian doesn't mean you are, you have to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. It is clear you don't. Try reading the Gospel of Luke sometime and then try to tell me you are doing what the Bible says. In the meantime, please stop embarrassing real Christians.

3:44 am  

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